do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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