Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
