I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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