forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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