I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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