big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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