Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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