He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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