question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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