He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I will pee on everything he values.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
