There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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