thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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