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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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