and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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