My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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