You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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