Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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