Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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