Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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