i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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