yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
