R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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