I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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