i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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