I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You are a genius and a whore.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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