so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
