Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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