ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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