big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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