so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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