I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you would pick up someone in the library
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
