I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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