I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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