im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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