would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
