So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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