Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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