i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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