She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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