Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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