S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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