His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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