ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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