She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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