I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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