we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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