If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
