so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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