she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hippo gnu deer
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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