i would punch a child for taco bell
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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