come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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