Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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