He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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