too bad you live with your parents still
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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